Bye Bye Baby Mullet

So Sam decided to get a haircut today.

His strength hasn't diminished at all so we're still trying to figure out how to defeat him. Meanwhile, he kinda looks like Spock.

You Done Messed Up Now

Target,

You know I'm all about preserving the environment and what not, but you really messed up today. You allowed me to get my hands on a beautiful, red, reusable bag just in time for Christmas. Now I understand your intentions are for me to help you save shopping bags--which have progressively gotten thinner lately--and on top of that, you give me a $0.05 discount for every bag I have when I bring them on a shopping trip. I know you're banking on the possibility that I bought one of these bags for $0.99 and I'll probably forget it at home each time I go to Target. After all, I have to use this thing 20 times before I recoup my cost on it. But, Target, that's where you done messed up now. You done messed up real bad because not only do I pack this thing around in my car, I also have no shame buying one Twix and packing it up in this bag to save $0.05. I also have no shame about buying my items one at a time so I can save $0.05 on each item. Target, I know you had good intentions, but this time you let your good intentions fall into the hands of pure evil and soon you'll be out of business because your profits are trickling into my bag $0.05 at a time. Mwa ha ha ha ha!